Expat Observations: An American Among Germans
It’s been two years since I moved to the land of lederhosen and schnitzel from Austin, Texas. In no certain order, below are my observations….
– Germany has an equivalent to the Mason-Dixon Line, and dialects change accordingly
– Germans have an aversion to small talk (which works for me, mostly)
– Germans are concerned about current political events in the US
– Germans don’t all wear Birkenstocks (or lederhosen & dirndls)
– Germans are highly embarrassed when proven wrong (so much so, I don’t bother – unless provoked)
– Germans appreciate America’s contribution to music and movies
– Germans like rules (unless at the bakery or market, then it’s free for all)
– Germans thrive on fresh bread, daily
– Germans don’t look at their phones while dining out
– Germans like to eat out, which is why reservations are a must
– German men over 50 are often seen wearing red pants (random, but true)
– Germans only laugh loudly if libations are involved
– Germans wear wrist watches
– Germans speak English, very well (although they say otherwise)
– Germans only make cookies during the Christmas season
– Germans are cautious of curiosity
– German couples hold hands, young and seasoned
– Germans aren’t afraid to stare (I’m guilty of this, hence all the observations!)
– Germans get most excited by three states in the US: New York, Texas and California
– Germans are never late (except for their trains, this has been disappointing)
– Germans can’t imagine a vacation less than two weeks
– Germans don’t offer bottomless cups of coffee
– Germans love Mallorca
– Germans like to eat ice cream cones
– Germans don’t brag
– German fashion is conservative *Exception – red pants mentioned above*
– Germans drive hatchbacks (rare to see sedans on the autobahn)
– Germans respect their B’s, butchers and bakers
– Germans struggle to accept (and give) compliments
– Germans use handled wicker baskets and reusable bags for grocery shopping (No plastic)
– Germans don’t put their feet up on empty seats while riding public transportation
– Germans read paperbacks and newspapers (and have wonderful book stores)
And if a German happens to read this, please share how an American expat can be a better guest while living in your country.
